It’s hard to understand failure when you’re going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it’s good to fall down – not because you’re drunk and not near stairs. Ellen DeGeneres View this quote
It’s hard to understand failure when you’re going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it’s good to fall down – not because you’re drunk and not near stairs. Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity. Sammy Davis Jr.
Sammy Davis Jr.
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people’s money until it’s all gone. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. William Arthur Ward
William Arthur Ward
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings. Ellen DeGeneres
My point is, life is about balance. The good and the bad. The highs and the lows. The pina and the colada. Ellen DeGeneres
Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake. Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard
A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. Ernest Hemingway
Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
If you’re serious, you really understand that it’s important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you’re the funniest person you ever met. You have to laugh. Admit that you’re funny. Otherwise, you die in solemnity. Maya Angelou
Maya Angelou
