Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of. Maya Angelou View this quote
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of. Maya Angelou
Maya Angelou
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name… and you’ve never been to that bar before. Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting. Mark Twain
Mark Twain
I’d rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me. Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. Zig Ziglar
Zig Ziglar
I still have goals. Seeing those doubters out there, it’s gonna be funny seeing them eat their words. Derrick Rose
Derrick Rose
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. Charles M. Schwab
Charles M. Schwab
Never lend money to a friend. It’s dangerous. It could damage his memory. Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
A thick stick in one’s hand makes people respectful. Lewis Carroll
Lewis Carroll
There are no new fundamentals. You’ve got to be a little suspicious of someone who says, ‘I’ve got a new fundamental.’ That’s like someone inviting you to tour a factory where they are manufacturing antiques. Jim Rohn
Jim Rohn
