This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. W. C. Fields View this quote
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful. W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
I watch women continuously. I want them to look beautiful, I am not interested in making them funny, but just beautiful. They have got to look marvelous to please their own men. Gianni Versace
Gianni Versace
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You can’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Make no mistake about why these babies are here – they are here to replace us. Jerry Seinfeld
Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn’t spank me, he just slapped me in the face. Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other. W. C. Fields
I don’t write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes. Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
It’s funny when people say, ‘I don’t think Julia likes me.’ Honey, if I don’t like you, you’re going to know about it. Julia Roberts
Julia Roberts
My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what’s surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don’t know how she learned this. Jerry Seinfeld
A bachelor’s life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. Francis Bacon
Francis Bacon
