If you can not answer a man’s argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. Elbert Hubbard View this quote
If you can not answer a man’s argument, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names. Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard
I’ll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they’re hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren’t they? You know they’ve seen the fork. They’re staying with the sticks. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. Harry S. Truman
Harry S. Truman
A conservative is someone who makes no changes and consults his grandmother when in doubt. Woodrow Wilson
Woodrow Wilson
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it’s absolutely true. Edmund Hillary
Edmund Hillary
I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells. Richard Pryor
Richard Pryor
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed. C. S. Lewis
C. S. Lewis
There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings… and lawyers. Richard Pryor
Let’s examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it’s amazing. He can’t believe that you’ve accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. ‘He’s back again! It’s that guy! It’s that guy!’ Jerry Seinfeld
