Old is always fifteen years from now. Bill Cosby View this quote
Old is always fifteen years from now. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Ringo is Ringo, that’s all there is to it. And he’s every bloody bit as warm, unassuming, funny and kind as he seems. He was quite simply the heart of the Beatles John Lennon
John Lennon
Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don’t mind laughing at it before you guys do. Kevin Hart
Kevin Hart
I’m in shape. Round is a shape. George Carlin
George Carlin
I love kids. But that’s such a big commitment. And it seems long-term. It seems like a commitment that you have to stick with. And I just don’t know if I can – it’s too risky. Like, what if I don’t like the kid? Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary. Robert A. Heinlein
Robert A. Heinlein
Writing is one of the most solitary activities in the world. Paulo Coelho
Paulo Coelho
I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
I’m a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys – movie-star guys, where they could help me through it. LeBron James
LeBron James
