I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Carol Burnett View this quote
I’m really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office. Robert Frost
Robert Frost
You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind. Kurt Vonnegut
Kurt Vonnegut
I went to a restaurant that serves ‘breakfast at any time’. So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. Steven Wright
Steven Wright
My mother was very funny. My dad had a great sense of humor. My grandmother, too. Carol Burnett
The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete. Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney
I’m writing a book. I’m almost finished. I numbered the pages. Now all I have to do is fill them in. Steven Wright
Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night? Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
It’s funny how someone’s perception of you can be formed without you even knowing it. Sarah Dessen
Sarah Dessen
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Steven Wright
