I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. Steven Wright View this quote
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. Steven Wright
Steven Wright
I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered. Steven Wright
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. Joyce Brothers
Joyce Brothers
I can levitate birds. No one cares. Steven Wright
I don’t read economic forecasts. I don’t read the funny papers. Warren Buffett
Warren Buffett
My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce. Joyce Brothers
I got food poisoning today. I don’t know when I’ll use it. Steven Wright
I had amnesia once or twice. Steven Wright
I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I know that means it’s going to be up all night. Steven Wright
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do. W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
