43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Steven Wright View this quote
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot. Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Funny, how the things you have the hardest time parting with are the things you need the least. Bob Dylan
Bob Dylan
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. Steven Wright
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘Up Over’? Steven Wright
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost
Robert Frost
People think I’m as shallow and superficial as I look, and it’s a surprise when they find out, sure enough, I am. Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
A van backed through my windscreen into my wife’s face. Abraham Maslow
Abraham Maslow
Everybody I know who is funny, it’s in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don’t like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. Carol Burnett
Carol Burnett
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it. Steven Wright
