It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget. Chuck Palahniuk View this quote
It’s funny how you never think about the women you’ve had. It’s always the ones who get away that you can’t forget. Chuck Palahniuk
Chuck Palahniuk
I don’t see much comedy in the Bible, where people are writing about funny people. It’s not there. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
Some people are funny, and some people are not funny. Many people who are not funny can make a living at it. You don’t have to be great to make a living at it. Just like a doctor who doesn’t have to be great can still make a living out of it. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Intelligent life on other planets? I’m not even sure there is on earth! Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
I never saw anything funny in a car commercial – but that’s ok. Whatever they wanted to do – it’s their product and I’m the spokesperson, and I’m going to deliver. Bill Cosby
I said to a guy, ‘Tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful,’ and he said, ‘Because it intensifies your personality.’ I said, ‘Yes, but what if you’re an asshole?’ Bill Cosby
Catch-and-release, that’s like running down pedestrians in your car and then, when they get up and limp away, saying – ‘Off you go! That’s fine. I just wanted to see if I could hit you.’ Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
When you go back to ‘Friends,’ and you look at that as New York, there’s no black people. That’s not real. You’re in New York City, and there’s no black people at all. That’s a little funny. Terry Crews
Terry Crews
Boats and ships are female because they are beautiful, lovable, expensive and unpredictable. Robert A. Heinlein
Robert A. Heinlein
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Wright
Steven Wright
