I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead. Abraham Maslow View this quote
I used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead. Abraham Maslow
Abraham Maslow
A girl of 19 doesn’t react towards things. She explodes. Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley
I call myself the amusement park. That’s because I’m funny and scary at the same time. Terry Crews
Terry Crews
Do you know, it’s funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. Stevie Wonder
Stevie Wonder
I’m glad I’m funny. I’m glad I make people happy, because that’s very important. But I’m proud to be known as a kind person. Ellen DeGeneres
Ellen DeGeneres
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30. Robert Frost
Robert Frost
My kids just brought home a beautiful pumpkin, but you know what? I’m going to return it because it’s a Democratic pumpkin. It has the orange color of John Kerry’s tan, and the roundness of Teddy Kennedy. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Been reading Sunday’s casualty lists from automobiles. It looks like everybody gets run over but Presidential candidates. Is there no justice in the world? Will Rogers
Will Rogers
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. Billy Graham
Billy Graham
Comedy needs to happen naturally and be in touch with the character. When you see that guy in your office that everybody laughs at, he doesn’t think he’s funny. He’s just being him, and that’s the joke. Terry Crews
