You never know how much a man can’t remember until he is called as a witness. Will Rogers View this quote
You never know how much a man can’t remember until he is called as a witness. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run. Elbert Hubbard
Elbert Hubbard
You should never try and teach a pig to read for two reasons. First, it’s impossible; and secondly, it annoys the hell out of the pig! Will Rogers
Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do but to stand there and take it. Lyndon B. Johnson
Lyndon B. Johnson
Life begins at forty, but so does arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person. Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
I wanted to be funny. And I’m always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays. Steve Wozniak
Steve Wozniak
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy. Sam Levenson
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won’t try to remove from a woman is an apron. Marilyn vos Savant
Marilyn vos Savant
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. Lyndon B. Johnson
There are no atheists on turbulent airplanes. Erica Jong
Erica Jong
