Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is. Milton Berle View this quote
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is. Milton Berle
Milton Berle
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realised that the other day inside my fort. Zach Galifianakis
Zach Galifianakis
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
This is too difficult for a mathematician. It takes a philosopher. The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. Jeff Bezos
Jeff Bezos
All men should freely use those seven words which have the power to make any marriage run smoothly: You know dear, you may be right. Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby
I’m going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! Sam Levenson
Sam Levenson
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. Sam Levenson
Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children. Sam Levenson
