If a gag interfered with the logic of events, no matter how funny it was I would not use it. Charlie Chaplin View this quote
If a gag interfered with the logic of events, no matter how funny it was I would not use it. Charlie Chaplin
Charlie Chaplin
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. Milton Berle
Milton Berle
A friend of mine told me to shoot first and ask questions later. I was going to ask him why, but I had to shoot him. John Wayne
John Wayne
My wife and I have a perfect understanding. I don’t try to run her life, and I don’t try to run mine. Milton Berle
My wife sent me a Valentine card that said, ‘Take my heart, take my lips, take my soul.’ That’s just like her. She kept the good parts for herself. Milton Berle
Nowadays, when a speaker tells the graduates that the future is theirs – is that a promise or a threat? Milton Berle
It isn’t the ups and downs that make life difficult; it’s the jerks. Charlie Chaplin
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can’t make him think. Milton Berle
Aspire to be the man you pretend to be when you’re trying to get laid. Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
You’re aging when your actions creak louder than your words. Milton Berle
