When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J. Paul Getty
J. Paul Getty
Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose. Robin Williams
Robin Williams
With my doctor, I don’t get no respect. I told him I want a vasectomy. He said with a face like mine, I don’t need one. Rodney Dangerfield
Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
You know you’re getting old when your insurance company sends you a half a calendar. Rodney Dangerfield
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
It’s funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life. Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix
A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, ‘Did you miss a step?’ ‘No,’ he answers, ‘I hit every one of them!’ Milton Berle
Milton Berle
All my wife wanted for Valentine’s Day was a little card – American Express. Milton Berle
