A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel. Will Rogers View this quote
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel. Will Rogers
Will Rogers
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
If people would only talk about what they understood, earth would be a very quiet place. Albert Einstein
Albert Einstein
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear. Rodney Dangerfield
Never tell your wife she’s lousy in bed. She’ll go out and get a second opinion. Rodney Dangerfield
Trust me; there is more to life than money, but I know that can be a hard concept to grasp when your money is funny. Chris Gardner
Chris Gardner
If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams
Robin Williams
I never thought much of the courage of a lion tamer. Inside the cage he is at least safe from people. George Bernard Shaw
George Bernard Shaw
One night I asked a cabbie to take me where the action is, he took me to my house. Rodney Dangerfield
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn’t help me at all. Rodney Dangerfield
