I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield View this quote
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield
I solved my drinking problem. I joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, but I use a different name. Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, comedy is in my blood. I wish it was in my act. Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun. Rodney Dangerfield
I tell ya, I knew my morning wasn’t going right. When I put on my shirt the button fell off, when I picked up my briefcase, the handle fell off, I tell ya, I was afraid to go to the bathroom. Rodney Dangerfield
I went to buy a suit. I told the salesman, ‘I wanna see something cheap.’ He told me to look in the mirror. Rodney Dangerfield
I’ll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave. Rodney Dangerfield
If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we’d be in a lot of trouble. Rodney Dangerfield
You know, it’s funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life. Gloria Estefan
Gloria Estefan
