Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. Voltaire View this quote
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. Voltaire
Voltaire
A girl phoned me the other day and said… ‘Come on over, there’s nobody home.’ I went over. Nobody was home. Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an ever smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. Winston Churchill
Winston Churchill
If you are gonna wear gloves when you lift, just make sure they match your purse. Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Guy goes into a bar with a duck under his arm. Bartender says, ‘Where’d you get the pig?’ Guy says, ‘This is a duck.’ Bartender says, ‘I was talking to the duck.’ Rodney Dangerfield
Everything comes to those who wait… except a cat. Mario Andretti
Mario Andretti
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills – no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. Robin Williams
Robin Williams
After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car. Robin Williams
I don’t get no respect. I told my landlord I want to live in a more expensive apartment. He raised the rent. Rodney Dangerfield
I don’t get no respect. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. Rodney Dangerfield
