I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected. Bob Hope View this quote
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected. Bob Hope
Bob Hope
I don’t know what people have against government; they haven’t done anything. Bob Hope
Get at least 8 hours of beauty sleep. 9 if you’re ugly. Betty White
Betty White
I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom. Bob Hope
Habits are funny things. What’s funny, or rather tragic, is that bad habits are so predictable and avoidable. Despite this, there are people by the millions who insist on acquiring habits that are bad, expensive, and create problems. The habit they weren’t going to get, got them! Zig Ziglar
Zig Ziglar
I never thought I was funny. I don’t think funny. Lucille Ball
Lucille Ball
I got a lot of support from my parents. That’s the one thing I always appreciated. They didn’t tell me I was being stupid they told me I was being funny. Jim Carrey
Jim Carrey
I’m not funny. My writers were funny. My direction was funny. I am not funny. What I am is brave. Lucille Ball
A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying. Alexandre Dumas
Alexandre Dumas
Seek the fashion which truly fits and befits you. You will always be in fashion if you are true to yourself, and only if you are true to yourself. Maya Angelou
Maya Angelou
