I hate the opera. I think I must have a tin ear. No matter how hard I concentrate it still sounds like a bunch of Italian chefs screaming risotto recipes at each other. Aristotle Onassis View this quote
I hate the opera. I think I must have a tin ear. No matter how hard I concentrate it still sounds like a bunch of Italian chefs screaming risotto recipes at each other. Aristotle Onassis
Aristotle Onassis
I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is a disgrace, that two become a lawfirm, and that three or more become a congress. John Adams
John Adams
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do ‘practice’? George Carlin
George Carlin
At the end of the day it’s got to be a good movie, it’s got to be a funny movie, and it’s got to make people think, ‘Hey, I couldn’t have spent my time any better.’ Tom Hanks
Tom Hanks
If I tried to jog with these boobs, I’d end up with two black eyes! Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
A woman who will tell her age, will tell anything. Mary Kay Ash
Mary Kay Ash
You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. Michel de Montaigne
Michel de Montaigne
I think my general disposition on life is finding what’s funny about it. When something happens, the first thing in my mind is, ‘What’s funny about it?’ Will Smith
Will Smith
You know it’s funny when it rains it pours They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor. Tupac Shakur
Tupac Shakur
