There’s no law against stupid – I learned that a long time ago. Mark Cuban View this quote
There’s no law against stupid – I learned that a long time ago. Mark Cuban
Mark Cuban
I could never be cynical, not that I think there’s anything wrong with cynicism. I think it can be quite funny at times. But I just feel so grateful to be alive. Drew Barrymore
Drew Barrymore
My relationship with death remains the same – I’m strongly against it. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out. C. S. Lewis
C. S. Lewis
If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. Steven Wright
Steven Wright
I was the first woman to burn my bra – it took the fire department four days to put it out. Dolly Parton
Dolly Parton
Light travels faster than sound. Isn’t that why people appear bright before you hear them speak? Steven Wright
Your audience teaches you how to be funny. Woody Allen
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
I’m comfortable in my own skin, no matter how far it’s stretched. Dolly Parton
