Zach Galifianakis

We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background, it’s in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.

Zach Galifianakis

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren’t there.

Zach Galifianakis

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

Zach Galifianakis

You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit.

Zach Galifianakis

You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don’t have to shave.

Zach Galifianakis