Yogi Berra

Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Yogi Berra

Anybody who can’t hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

Yogi Berra

Anyone who understands Jazz knows that you can’t understand it. It’s too complicated. That’s what’s so simple about it.

Yogi Berra

Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.

Yogi Berra

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Yogi Berra

Everything should be built top-down, except the first time.

Yogi Berra

He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.

Yogi Berra

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

Yogi Berra

I didn’t know much about golf growing up.

Yogi Berra

I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started it. They wanna give it to ’em? More power to ’em.

Yogi Berra