Yogi Berra

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.

Yogi Berra

You can get old pretty young if you don’t take care of yourself.

Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by watching.

Yogi Berra

50% of all married people are women

Yogi Berra

80 percent of the balls that don’t reach the hole, don’t go in.

Yogi Berra

A good time to hit is with men on base, because the pitcher ain’t got no place to put you. He’s going to get that ball around there somewhere. He don’t want to walk you.

Yogi Berra

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it’s home or on the road.

Yogi Berra

A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I don’t know any.’ They want me to make one up. I don’t make ’em up. I don’t even know when I say it. They’re the truth. And it is the truth. I don’t know.

Yogi Berra

All pitchers are liars or crybabies.

Yogi Berra

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

Yogi Berra