80% of life is showing up. Woody Allen View this quote
Also know as Heywood Allen
Don’t worry, I know almost exactly what I’m doing. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You’d run the risk of being embarrassed if people read it, because you’re pouring your heart out and you’re not mitigating it with any humor or anything. Woody Allen
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. Woody Allen
Early in life, I was visited by the bluebird of anxiety. Woody Allen
Eternal life is great if you have the clothes for it. Woody Allen
Eternity is really long, especially near the end. Woody Allen
Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Woody Allen
Every once in a while I feel that I am at two with the universe. Woody Allen
Everyone wants to get out of living where they’re living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things. Woody Allen
Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs. Woody Allen
American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
December 1st, 1935
