80% of life is showing up. Woody Allen View this quote
Also know as Heywood Allen
Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
Between the Pope and air conditioning, I’d choose air conditioning. Woody Allen
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. Woody Allen
Brilliant flights of fancy whose comic detail and inspired silliness are at once dramatic and controlled. Woody Allen
But what if everyone in the world behaved like me and came here and shot Brisseau through the ear? What a mess! And of course we’d need valet parking. Woody Allen
Can we actually ‘know’ the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown. Woody Allen
Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime. Woody Allen
Chastity is curable, if detected early. Woody Allen
Cloquet hated reality but realized it was still the only place to get a good steak. Woody Allen
Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it’s limited. Woody Allen
American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
December 1st, 1935
