80% of life is showing up. Woody Allen View this quote
Also know as Heywood Allen
A relationship, I think, is, is like a shark, you know, it has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. Woody Allen
Woody Allen
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life. Woody Allen
Achilles only had an Achilles heel. I have an entire Achilles body. Woody Allen
All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Woody Allen
All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I’m driving a used car. Woody Allen
All the crap they tell you about… getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years – it’s all tripe. Woody Allen
All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door. Woody Allen
Am I my brother’s keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo. Woody Allen
American films, it’s a money-making industry. And in France, you can find great respect for cinema as art. Woody Allen
And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, ’til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up. Woody Allen
American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
December 1st, 1935