80% of life is showing up. Woody Allen View this quote
Also know as Heywood Allen
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. Woody Allen
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In my house I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o’clock. Woody Allen
My relationship with death remains the same – I’m strongly against it. Woody Allen
People make films for different reasons. For money. Or, they make them because something in them demands artistic expression. I do it because I enjoy the work. Woody Allen
Some guy hit my fender the other day, and I said unto him, ‘Be fruitful, and multiply’. But not in those words. Woody Allen
Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage. Woody Allen
There is dignity in suffering; nobility in pain; but failure is a salted wound, that burns and burns again! Woody Allen
Your audience teaches you how to be funny. Woody Allen
A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said ‘no’. Woody Allen
American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician
December 1st, 1935
