Woody Allen

You can’t anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you’re location hunting for a movie.

Woody Allen

You know how you’re always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it’s real difficult in life.

Woody Allen

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

Woody Allen

You know, it’s one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what’s going on.

Woody Allen

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

Woody Allen

Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.

Woody Allen