Woody Allen

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

Woody Allen

We stand today at a crossroads: One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other leads to total extinction. Let us hope we have the wisdom to make the right choice.

Woody Allen

Well, if I don’t get at least 16 hours, I’m a basket case.

Woody Allen

Well, trouble’s my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don’t want you spreading that around.

Woody Allen

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn’t for certain people.

Woody Allen

What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat – especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.

Woody Allen

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

Woody Allen

When a doctor makes a mistake, it’s best to bury the subject.

Woody Allen

When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.

Woody Allen

When I first started, there were writers that I looked up to that I felt very influenced by and very respectful toward their work and their opinion of my work.

Woody Allen