Woody Allen

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Woody Allen

Life is full of moments that are good – winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner – but the whole thing is tragic. It’s an oasis that is very pleasant.

Woody Allen

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

Woody Allen

Magic has always been of a great interest of mine. I was an amateur magician when I was young. I used to practice and read up on it a lot. I’m well-aware of the history of magic.

Woody Allen

Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.

Woody Allen

Many people who get a lot of money are willing to work with me for no money. This is true.

Woody Allen

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

Woody Allen

Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.

Woody Allen

Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.

Woody Allen

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

Woody Allen