Woody Allen

I’m a big believer in supporting the action on film with the appropriate music. It covers a multitude of sins. It’s gotten me out of a lot of jams, over the years. So, music for me is a very big thing in films and I use it unashamedly.

Woody Allen

I’m a comedian. I make comic films and there are certain ideas that occur to me that are comic, with heavy, serious undertones. There are some ideas that are more frivolous to me. The next idea that could occur to me could be comedy about death and famine or something.

Woody Allen

I’m at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I’m profoundly grateful to her.

Woody Allen

I’m in show business. I’m not like a poor factory worker who’d been laid off.

Woody Allen

I’m not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.

Woody Allen

I’m not anti-social. I’m just not social.

Woody Allen

I’m not saying I didn’t enjoy myself, but I didn’t.

Woody Allen

I’m short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own.

Woody Allen

I’m so excited – I think today I’m going to brush all my teeth.

Woody Allen

I’m trying to arrange my life so I don’t have to be present.

Woody Allen