Woody Allen

A general philosophy of the female characters in my films is they all want something to believe in, and not having anything.

Woody Allen

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people’s money until it’s all gone.

Woody Allen

A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.

Woody Allen

After 60, all of us belong to the weaker sex.

Woody Allen

All I have in my life is my imagination.

Woody Allen

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don’t learn anything. It’s not an exact science, so you can’t learn anything. You’re always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

Woody Allen

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

Woody Allen

Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.

Woody Allen

Because it’s much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

Woody Allen

Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.

Woody Allen