Woody Allen

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

Woody Allen

Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they’re awake?

Woody Allen

Have you ever taken a serious political stand on anything? Yeah. Sure. For twenty-four hours once I refused to eat grapes.

Woody Allen

He never made the ten-most-wanted list. It’s very unfair voting. It’s who you know.

Woody Allen

Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That’s life – and chess.

Woody Allen

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

Woody Allen

History is the same thing over and over again.

Woody Allen

Honey! Bring down a copy of my will – and an eraser!

Woody Allen

I always feel the cynicism is reality with maybe an alternate spelling or something because I feel that I have real perspective on this particular issue of punishment in society.

Woody Allen

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.

Woody Allen