Woody Allen

Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.

Woody Allen

Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.

Woody Allen

Film is more of novelty, because I’ve done so much theater over many years. I’m in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours.

Woody Allen

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

Woody Allen

For some reason I’m more appreciated in France than I am back home. The subtitles must be incredibly good.

Woody Allen

For some reason I’ve always had an irrational love for New York. There’s no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It’s very expensive.

Woody Allen

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

Woody Allen

Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I’m never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

Woody Allen

Go ahead – walk into the propeller.

Woody Allen

God is either cruel or incompetent.

Woody Allen