Will Rogers

Only one way you can beat a lawyer in a death case. That is to die with nothing.

Will Rogers

Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain’t saying anything.

Will Rogers

Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoyment.

Will Rogers

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide.

Will Rogers

Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold.

Will Rogers

The fellow sitting off looking at you can tell better how you are doing and what your prospects are than you can yourself.

Will Rogers

The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

Will Rogers

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.

Will Rogers

The time ain’t far off when a woman won’t know any more than a man.

Will Rogers

Theories are great, they sound great, but the minute you are asked to prove one in actual life, why the thing blows up.

Will Rogers