Will Rogers

Ain’t but one thing wrong with every one of us in the world and that’s selfishness.

Will Rogers

Comedians haven’t improved. Nothing has improved but taxes.

Will Rogers

Every man’s religion is good. There is none of it bad. We are all trying to arrive at the same place according to our own conscience and teachings. It don’t matter which road you take.

Will Rogers

Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse.

Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Will Rogers

For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction.

Will Rogers

Hunger doesn’t need much encouragement. It just keeps coming around naturally.

Will Rogers

I am a great believer in high-priced people. If a thing cost a lot it may not be any better, but it adds a certain amount of class that the cheap thing can never approach; in the long run it’s the higher-priced things that are the cheapest.

Will Rogers

I am always going to do my best, no matter where I am.

Will Rogers

I never met a man I didn’t like.

Will Rogers