Will Rogers

When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that’s all there is to success is satisfaction.

Will Rogers

Worrying is like paying on a debt that may never come due.

Will Rogers

You can take any line of business and skill and the ones who do it the best are the ones who get the most money for it.

Will Rogers

A conservative is a man who has plenty of money and doesn’t see any reason why he should always have plenty of money. A Democrat is a fellow who never had any money but doesn’t see why he shouldn’t.

Will Rogers

A king can stand people fighting but he can’t last long if people start thinking.

Will Rogers

A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators were hot, imagine how the jackasses must feel.

Will Rogers

A statesman is a man that can do what the politician would like to do but can’t because he is afraid of not being elected.

Will Rogers

A stranger is just a friend I haven’t met yet.

Will Rogers

A wife is the cheapest thing you can get in the long run in the female line.

Will Rogers

A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men. Women were made with a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them.

Will Rogers