Will Rogers

Politics ain’t worrying this country one tenth as much as parking space.

Will Rogers

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.

Will Rogers

Politics is the best show in America. I love animals and I love politicians, and I like to watch both of ’em at play, either back home in their native state, or after they’ve been captured and sent to a zoo, or to Washington.

Will Rogers

Politics is the only sporting event in the world where they don’t pay off for second money; a man to run second in any other event in the world it’s an honor. But any time he runs second for President it’s not an honor. It’s a pity.

Will Rogers

Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.

Will Rogers

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

Will Rogers

Prosperity this Winter is going to be enjoyed by everybody that is fortunate enough to get into the poor farm.

Will Rogers

Put a good tax on beer and that would take care of the unemployment fund.

Will Rogers

Rail-splitting produced an immortal president in Lincoln, but golf hasn’t produced even a good Congressman.

Will Rogers

Remember, write to your Congressman. Even if he can’t read, write to him.

Will Rogers