Will Rogers

One thing I will say about the Germans, they are always perfectly willing to give somebody’s land to somebody else.

Will Rogers

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.

Will Rogers

Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.

Will Rogers

Our financial ills will never be settled till you fix it so every man will pay an income tax on what he earns, be it a farm, grocery store or municipal or government bonds.

Will Rogers

Our Public men take themselves so serious. It just looks like they are stoop-shouldered from carrying our Country on their backs.

Will Rogers

Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees.

Will Rogers

Papers say: ‘Congress is deadlocked and can’t act.’ I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country.

Will Rogers

Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. Even the people in them hate them.

Will Rogers

Party politics is the most narrow minded occupation in the World.

Will Rogers

People are marvelous in their generosity if they just know the cause is there.

Will Rogers