Will Rogers

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look at the United States, they have not had one since Lincoln.

Will Rogers

Old Hollywood is just like a desert water in Africa. Hang around long enough and every kind of animal in the world will drift in for refreshments.

Will Rogers

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.

Will Rogers

On prohibiting anybody from learning anything: Why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.

Will Rogers

One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.

Will Rogers

One good thing about European nations: they can’t hate you so bad they wouldn’t use you.

Will Rogers

One of the evils of democracy is you have to put up with the man you elected whether you want him or not. That’s why we call it democracy.

Will Rogers

One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.

Will Rogers

One seldom ever remembers meeting a Vice-President.

Will Rogers

One thing about farmers’ relief: It can’t last long, for the farmers ain’t got much more to be relieved of.

Will Rogers