Will Rogers

Nothing breaks up homes, country and nations like somebody publishing their memoirs.

Will Rogers

Nothing is as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated on.

Will Rogers

Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off.

Will Rogers

Nothing makes people more alike than putting a dress suit on ’em.

Will Rogers

Nothing will spoil a big man’s life like too much truth.

Will Rogers

Nothing will upset a state economic condition like a legislature. It’s better to have termites in your house than the legislature.

Will Rogers

Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.

Will Rogers

Now if there is one thing that we do worse than any other nation, it is try and manage somebody else’s affairs.

Will Rogers

Now they got such a high inheritance tax on ’em that you won’t catch these old rich boys dying promiscuously like they did. This bill makes patriots out of everybody. You sure do die for your country if you die from now on.

Will Rogers

Nowadays it is about as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest.

Will Rogers