Will Rogers

No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he’s got a dog he’s got a friend and the poorer he gets the better friend he has.

Will Rogers

No man is great if he thinks he is.

Will Rogers

No mathematician in this country has ever been able to figure out how many hundred straw votes it takes to equal one legitimate vote.

Will Rogers

No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.

Will Rogers

No nation has a monopoly on good things. Each one has something that the others could well afford to adopt.

Will Rogers

No nation in the history of the world was ever sitting as pretty. If we want anything, all we have to do is buy it on credit. So that leaves us without any economic problem whatever, except perhaps some day to have to pay for them. But we are certainly not thinking about that this early. Yours for more credit and longer payments.

Will Rogers

No party is as bad as its leaders.

Will Rogers

Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.

Will Rogers

Nobody wants to be called common people, especially common people.

Will Rogers

None of them from any party are going to purposely ruin the country. They will all do the best they can.

Will Rogers