Will Rogers

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

Will Rogers

Make every speaker as soon as he tells all he knows, sit down. That will shorten our speeches so much you will be out by lunch time.

Will Rogers

Many a politician wishes there was a law to burn old records.

Will Rogers

Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.

Will Rogers

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.

Will Rogers

Money, horse racing and women: three things the boys just can’t figure out.

Will Rogers

More men have been elected between sundown and sunup, than ever were elected between sunup and sundown.

Will Rogers

More words ain’t good for anything in the world only to bring on more argument.

Will Rogers

Most people and actors appearing on the stage have some writer to write their material. Congress is good enough for me. They have been writing my material for years.

Will Rogers

Mothers are the only race of people that speak the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word.

Will Rogers