Will Rogers

It takes nerve to be a Democrat, but it takes money to be a Republican.

Will Rogers

It takes quite a sense of humor for these people to understand us shaking hands with one hand and shooting with the other.

Will Rogers

It won’t be no time until some woman will become so desperate politically and lose all prospectus of right and wrong and maybe go from bad to worse and finally wind up in the Senate. Men gave ’em the right to vote but never meant for them to take it seriously. But being women they took the wrong meaning and did.

Will Rogers

It would drive a person crazy to dope out really what does divide the two parties. Prosperity don’t divide the two parties, for under either administration the poor get poorer and the rich get richer.

Will Rogers

It’s almost been worth this depression to find out how little our big men know.

Will Rogers

It’s easy being a humorist when you’ve got the whole government working for you.

Will Rogers

It’s getting so if a man wants to stand well socially, he can’t afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.

Will Rogers

It’s great to be great, but its greater to be human.

Will Rogers

It’s no laughing matter being a Republican in these perilous times. Anyone can be a Republican when the stock market is up, but when stocks are selling for no more than they’re worth, I tell you, being a Republican – it’s a sacrifice.

Will Rogers

It’s one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.

Will Rogers