Will Rogers

Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

Will Rogers

It costs ten times more to govern us than it used to, and we are not governed one-tenth as good.

Will Rogers

It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Will Rogers

It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.

Will Rogers

It is easier to fool ’em in Washington than at home. So why not be a Senator.

Will Rogers

It isn’t what we don’t know that gives us trouble, it’s what we know that ain’t so.

Will Rogers

It looks like the financial giants of the world have bungled as much as the diplomats and politicians. This would be a great time in the world for some man to come along that knew something.

Will Rogers

It looks to me like any man that wants to be President in times like these lacks something.

Will Rogers

It looks to me like the candidates are trying to relieve the farmer of his vote, instead of his debts.

Will Rogers

It must be nice to belong to some legislative body and just pick money out of the air.

Will Rogers