Will Rogers

In Europe public men do resign. But here it’s a lost art. You have to impeach ’em.

Will Rogers

In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can’t read. If they could read their stuff, they’d stop writing.

Will Rogers

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time.

Will Rogers

In politics practically everything you hear is scandal, and besides, the funny thing is that the things they are whispering ain’t half has bad as the things they have been saying right out loud.

Will Rogers

In schools they have what they call intelligence tests. Well if nations held ’em I don’t believe we would be what you would call a favorite to win it.

Will Rogers

In the early days of the Indian Territory, there were no such things as birth certificates. You being there was certificate enough.

Will Rogers

In the Middle West now you got to put a brand on your soil, then in the Spring go on a round-up looking for it.

Will Rogers

In this country people don’t vote for, they vote against.

Will Rogers

In Washington, one man could do what ten of them do. Things kinder run themselves, anyhow.

Will Rogers

Indians and primitive races were the highest civilized because they were more satisfied and they depended less on each other and took less from each other.

Will Rogers