Will Rogers

If you got a dollar, soak it away, put it in a savings bank, bury it, do anything but spend it. Spending when we didn’t have it put us where we are today. Saving when we’ve got it will get us back to where we was before we went cuckoo.

Will Rogers

If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.

Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don’t get wet you can keep.

Will Rogers

If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.

Will Rogers

If you want to know when a war might be coming, you just watch the U.S. and see when it starts cutting down on its defenses. It’s the surest barometer in the world.

Will Rogers

If you want to ship off fat beef cattle at the end of their existence, you have got to have ’em satisfied on the range.

Will Rogers

If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there

Will Rogers

If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.

Will Rogers

Imagine a man in public office that everybody knew where he stood. We wouldn’t call him a statesman, we would call him a curiosity.

Will Rogers

In a real estate man’s eye, the most expensive part of the city is where he has a house to sell.

Will Rogers