Will Rogers

If we could just send the same bunch of men to Washington for the good of the nation and not for political reasons, we could have the most perfect government in the world.

Will Rogers

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches there wouldn’t be any inducement to go to heaven.

Will Rogers

If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can’t protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don’t need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives.

Will Rogers

If we really wanted to honor our boys, why didn’t we let them sit on the reviewing stands and make the people march those fifteen miles? They didn’t want to parade, they wanted to go home and rest.

Will Rogers

If we took Congress seriously, we would be worrying all the time.

Will Rogers

If you can’t identify it, don’t stick it in your mouth.

Will Rogers

If you don’t like the weather in Oklahoma, wait a minute and it’ll change.

Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

Will Rogers

If you feel the urge, don’t be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway?

Will Rogers

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.

Will Rogers