Will Rogers

If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.

Will Rogers

If by some divine act of providence we could get rid of both parties and hire some good men, like any other good business does, that would be sitting pretty.

Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

Will Rogers

If I was a President and wanted something I would claim I didn’t want it. Congress has not given any President anything he wanted in the last 10 years. Be against anything and then he is sure to get it.

Will Rogers

If nobody wants to disarm with us, we will show ’em we are right. We will shame ’em into it – if we have to sink our last life preserver to do it.

Will Rogers

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

Will Rogers

If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?

Will Rogers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then I want to go where they do.

Will Rogers

If they are going to argue religion in the church instead of teaching it, no wonder you see more people at a circus that at a church.

Will Rogers

If Wall Street paid a tax on every ‘game’ they run, we would get enough revenue to run the government on.

Will Rogers