Will Rogers

I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

Will Rogers

I’m not so much interested in the return on my money as I am in the return of my money.

Will Rogers

If a bank fails in China, they behead the men at the top of it that was responsible… If we beheaded all of ours that were responsible for bank failures, we wouldn’t have enough people left to bury the heads.

Will Rogers

If a man ain’t nothin’ else, then he’s an artist. It’s the only thing he can claim to be that nobody can prove he ain’t.

Will Rogers

If a man wants to stand well socially, he can’t afford to be seen with either the Democrats or the Republicans.

Will Rogers

If a thousand shares of stocks or bonds make nothing, you pay nothing. But on a thousand acres of land you pay enough to support half the community who own no land and pay no taxes.

Will Rogers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn’t have to advertise them.

Will Rogers

If all politicians fished instead of spoke publicly, we would be at peace with the world.

Will Rogers

If all the time consumed in attending dinners and luncheons was consumed in some work, the production of this country would be doubled.

Will Rogers

If America ever passes out as a great nation, we ought to put on our tombstone: America died from a delusion she had Moral Leadership.

Will Rogers